Humor

Everyone has bad days. The days where you wish you could just start the day over, or stick your head in the sand and ignore the world. Pre-kid, if I had a bad day, I would just go take...

So when in Rome, right?! Well we're in Florida so I'm carving a Halloween pineapple for the win.

Why did no one prepare me for the dentist as an adult?! Maybe there are guides out there and I just didn’t take the initiative to look them up and prepare. But I mean COME ON, where are the...

With a military husband, my family moves A LOT.  Second to unpacking and organizing my home,  finding my new grocery store routine is the biggest struggle for me whenever we've moved. I've tried all the stores, but for the food items our...

‘Twas the night before summer break and all through the house, not a creature was sobbing, not even my spouse. The kids were all tucked up quiet in bed, while visions of screen time danced through their heads. Suddenly,...

In this spooky season of trick-or-treating, let’s talk about the ultimate trick-or-treat: Potty Training (insert horror movie scream here). I think potty training is kind of like trick-or-treating for parents. There are special clothes, you have to ask extra...

Ya'll... If you know me then you know I recently leveled up to 50.  Which is really NOT old, but dang I feel old right this minute.  I'm sitting in a tattoo shop with my 18 year old daughter and the...

I don’t know about you, but I think it’s time we re-evaluate how we celebrate things. Don’t get me wrong. I love to celebrate! But things are getting out of control, y’all. The way I see it, there are two...

Thanksgiving is coming!  It's the busiest time the year for people to drive or fly to see their loved ones for the weekend.  Then we all franticly get home to get back to work and school. While Thanksgiving is...

I don't know about you but finding friends as an adult is so much harder than when I was a kid or even at my most awkward as a teenager. Back then it was so simple. You'd see a...

I was just trying to make these simple Easter egg maracas that can be found all over Pinterest. I actually make them every year for my kids with leftover Easter eggs, but this year, I tried to photograph the...

  When I heard there were umbrellas in the sky in Pensacola, I was #soexcited. Kid-at-Christmas-Can’t-Wait-To-Get-Over-There EXCITED. Umbrellas in the sky?! From Portuguese artists? Oh this has my name written all over it. Be right there.  Record scratch.  Noooot so fast. Pensacola...

Whether I’m in the bathroom going pee, taking a shower, reading hilarious parenting tweets, or eating a cookie, I’m clearly in there for a reason. Please give me privacy in the bathroom, GO AWAY, and give mom a minute! I...

In my entire life, I have had only two paying jobs. The first was teaching, in which I have a degree. The second was working in my dad’s office. I don't know what it's like to work late hours in an office,...