Humor

I was just trying to make these simple Easter egg maracas that can be found all over Pinterest. I actually make them every year for my kids with leftover Easter eggs, but this year, I tried to photograph the...

‘Twas the night before summer break and all through the house, not a creature was sobbing, not even my spouse. The kids were all tucked up quiet in bed, while visions of screen time danced through their heads. Suddenly,...

Ever feel like as soon as your kids go back to school, daycare, or mother's day out, they come home with some mega-germ that leaves them sick for a week?   Yup!  It happens to us every year.  my son with...

Whether I’m in the bathroom going pee, taking a shower, reading hilarious parenting tweets, or eating a cookie, I’m clearly in there for a reason. Please give me privacy in the bathroom, GO AWAY, and give mom a minute! I...

A good Turkish towel is like the Bonnie to my Clyde. It's with me no matter what, and won't let me down, even if I'm putting it in harm's way. I take it with me to the Beach (so sandy), have one in the Bathroom (not kidding), use it for all the kid things (so many messes, some of them bio hazardous), and take it along for the motherhood ride (wine doesn't scare it)...

“May I have a quad shot of espresso in a Venti cold cup with 4 pumps of sugar free vanilla, 4 stevia, a very light splash of half and half, a venti scoop of ice, double blended & double...

In this spooky season of trick-or-treating, let’s talk about the ultimate trick-or-treat: Potty Training (insert horror movie scream here). I think potty training is kind of like trick-or-treating for parents. There are special clothes, you have to ask extra...

Ya'll... If you know me then you know I recently leveled up to 50.  Which is really NOT old, but dang I feel old right this minute.  I'm sitting in a tattoo shop with my 18 year old daughter and the...

Period panties are golden. I used to think no one else had "period panties" in their drawer and that every other woman was like a magical unicorn and just didn't have crazy periods. Even though we are pretty much magical...

From the moment we found out we were having our second child, I had wonderful ideas in my head of how smoothly this pregnancy would go. After all, I had a relatively easy pregnancy with my first son, and...

So, stop me if you've heard this one: Ya just shelled out #allthemoney for the latest greatest phone. Oooh it looks so good. It's so thin! It does all the things. Here I come, social media. I'm in love. "It...

Amazon vs. Target, man oh man, I really have a lot of feelings about these two champions of my heart. Listen, before you get your nice girl panties in a bunch this is not a battle. If, God forbid, there...

Why did no one prepare me for the dentist as an adult?! Maybe there are guides out there and I just didn’t take the initiative to look them up and prepare. But I mean COME ON, where are the...

In the late 2000’s Hasbro Inc brought out a toy called KOTA the triceratops. It was a super cool toy that toddlers could sit on, feed, and interact with. It was three feet tall, and pretty awesome. My husband...